Disclaimer
1. This blog has nothing to do with bacon.
2. No bacon was eaten by the author while he added to this blog.
3. No bacon was eaten by the Kevin Bacon while the author added to this blog.
4. If this does not suit you, feel free to immediately return this blog for a complete and prompt refund.
5. For those in the blog-returning category, I suggest a quick trip to the closest butcher for a tasty treat. Anyone not in the mood for bacon or who are currently vegetarian, I recommend renting the movie ‘Babe’.
6. Unfortunately for you or the deep pockets of Kevin Bacon’s lawyers, this blog does not offer an unauthorized in-depth look at the splendid life of Kevin Bacon, the ‘Six-degrees of Kevin Bacon’ game or a move-by-move analysis of how to re-enact ‘Footloose’ dance scenes in an abandoned warehouse near you.
However,
If you by chance happened to stumble upon this blog in the hope that beyond this disclaimer there will be no further mention of bacon, or Kevin Bacon for that matter, I invite you to pull your index finger back and roll down the page. Or you can go over to the sidebar on the right and scroll down, if you're still into that kind of thing. Anyone who plans on using the down arrow can leave this blog immediately. That sort of behaviour isn't welcome around here.
1. This blog has nothing to do with bacon.
2. No bacon was eaten by the author while he added to this blog.
3. No bacon was eaten by the Kevin Bacon while the author added to this blog.
4. If this does not suit you, feel free to immediately return this blog for a complete and prompt refund.
5. For those in the blog-returning category, I suggest a quick trip to the closest butcher for a tasty treat. Anyone not in the mood for bacon or who are currently vegetarian, I recommend renting the movie ‘Babe’.
6. Unfortunately for you or the deep pockets of Kevin Bacon’s lawyers, this blog does not offer an unauthorized in-depth look at the splendid life of Kevin Bacon, the ‘Six-degrees of Kevin Bacon’ game or a move-by-move analysis of how to re-enact ‘Footloose’ dance scenes in an abandoned warehouse near you.
However,
If you by chance happened to stumble upon this blog in the hope that beyond this disclaimer there will be no further mention of bacon, or Kevin Bacon for that matter, I invite you to pull your index finger back and roll down the page. Or you can go over to the sidebar on the right and scroll down, if you're still into that kind of thing. Anyone who plans on using the down arrow can leave this blog immediately. That sort of behaviour isn't welcome around here.
posted by kyle at 10:32 PM
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